Knudsen Nation

Proud To Be A Knudsenite.

2010-10-10T14:33:00.000-07:00

In the beginning there was darkness, and verily did God look to Old Knudsen the basest and most vile of his Angels and he said, "Old Knudsen, I'm fucking stumped man, what goes well with darkness?" Old Knudsen scratched under his cap and thought, "good arse I thought you were dead" he said as he lifted his leg to let off a heavenly fart, "what about light?" God frowned and replied, "I've been putting on the pounds a bit and darkness is so slimming", getting frustrated Old Knudsen doth said, "ok ya big nelly how about a bit of light and a bit of dark, like Guinness but not so minging? you'll no doubt lose the belly soon, a fit lad like yerself. " God was greatly pleased and made it so and took the credit, little did he know it would cause things to grow then he'd have to invent humans to mow the grass and giraffes to eat the tree leaves, but Old Knudsen knew, hes a canny smart Ulster/Scots Angel.

In helping with creating the world and designing weemen's tits God gave Old Knudsen, Knudsen Nation which contains the most fair of all the people, well the most deluded at least.

Put yer name in the comments below to be considered for Knudsen Nation. If accepted (I'm not picky) you will be honoured with a post containing a few nice words and a link if you have somewhere to link too.

One day the spaceship from Bitorian shall cum and beam us up and we shall be immortal.

Some images of Knudsenites are an approximation for security purposes or how I imagine them to look.

The nation is only open to those I know and slighty trust or those who gain my trust, I can't go letting spies and such into it.

George Clooney

2007-10-14T00:11:00.000-07:00

You know its just the way he makes me feel.

George Clooney

Ms Peel

2007-09-22T17:06:00.000-07:00

A long time friend of mine she poses as a Blogging slacker and innocent on the verge of alcoholism but she is really one of the most deadly agents of the Australian Secret Intelligence Service (ASIS) her Tokyo job is now done and Japan's government is in turmoil she sheds her cover as Gaijin Gurl and assumes her usual role as Dorie the forgetful fish unsure where she is going in life while at the same time fighting the evil villains of the world as Ms Peel International Super Spy. She is as cute as a button but also mad, bad and dangerous to know, she'll only get close to those shes about to assassinate. What was that click on yer phone? it may be her.

She lives on the edge and has procrastination doon to a fine art, predictably unpredictable in a predictable way and will probably not do what you expect her to do which is how she has stayed alive for so long.

Welcome to the nation Dorie

Reflecting Pool

2007-09-09T20:56:00.001-07:00

Ms Pool as I call her from Relfecting pool is an intelligent humourous woman who has a knack of asking questions that are asked by everyone in the back of their heads and when they read them on her blog they say, "why didn't I think of that?" she has a talent for looking at the obvious in a different way to others a gift I envy. A ghey man trapped in a woman's body she works for the law firm of Bleedem and Screwyou as a morals justifier and at night she is the super crime fighter 'Hookerwoman' using hooks that cum out of her hands to apprehend criminals keeping the streets safe for junkies, pimps and hoors.

Welcome to the Nation miss Pool.

First Nations

2007-08-17T00:07:00.000-07:00

A writer of talent she blends off the wall humour with real life tales, both equally as strange as each other. Claiming to be First Nations which is odd as we all know the Scottish are the first nation God made and all other people were molded from our feces (the English came from our diarrhea) she crafts brilliant, mental as fuck comments and poems to yers truly which clearly shows she wants me trouser snake but hey who doesn't?
Paul may be a nice name according to her blog title but I know a right cunt named Paul so what do you say about that? First Nations has proven herself in battle against the evil MJ and on her blog as a nutcase, welcome to The Knudsen Nation.

Inner Voices

2007-08-16T21:48:00.000-07:00

A young man of American persuasion, a shadow who popped up and demanded that I elevate him to greatness. I am wary of new people as so many are out to kill me and force me to pay child support so I Investigated him.
I found him worthy of the nation because he completed the 101 challenge that so many weaker bloggers are too scared to do.
Young Zack of "What do the voices mean" is self proclaimed white trash who farts when he pleases and masturbates to ghey midget porn ..................... probably. Interesting yet angry he likes grunting female tennis players (who doesn't?) and exposing himself in public. I look forward to seeing yer art, the nation welcomes Inner Voices.

Babs Bitchin

2007-08-16T13:54:00.000-07:00

Babz the brabbler, the founding member of the Dirty Bitch Society and spawn of the dark god Anternocitus otherwise known as Old Knudsen. Having lived a rough life on both sides of the law she has taken the lessons learned and moved on to create 57 blogs (2 more than me) full of fun, venom and advice, all the things a growing child needs.

Its true she is crazy as fuck and was once awarded the covetous Trainwreck award but underneath that hard armoured shell a soft under belly can be found though only the brave go looking for it.
She'll tell you what she thinks and has a respect for honesty and boldness, I'm sure shes ok with baldness too I'll have to ask.

Go looking for her at Babs Bitchin and The Dirty Bitch Society.

Eddie Waring

2007-08-05T14:53:00.000-07:00

When Eddie Waring first hit the blogs I had to check that it wasn't one of my blogs that I was writing while during my many black outs, yes he really was that good. Sometimes I forget hes English as he is from the north of England and therefore more acceptable but that's enough of this high praise, he'll be getting all big headed.
I wondered why he had George Formby as an avatar until he sent me a picture of himself, the man is a dead ringer for the entertainer but I'm sure Mr Formby didn't have so many piercings around the genital area.

Mr Waring is an ex pat who lives in L.A. and writes about his experiences among the freaks and weirdos of that city of shites. When he isn't blogging hes busy at his 6 other jobs which include, Stripper, Experimental drugs subject, Urban crime fighter and George Formby look a like, it doesn't leave much time to stalk a certain TV weather gurl so sleep has been cut out of his hectic schedule.

Welcome to the Nation Mr Waring.

MJ

2007-08-02T14:35:00.000-07:00

Mj the blogger who is proud to be a cunt, blogs about dildos, vibrators and bitch fights she should be compulsive reading in schools. A busy woman obsessed about Coronation Street and freestyle jazz when she isn't busy with her Pilate's studio she is performing her crouching ping pong pole dance routine at the Sweaty Crotch Canada's most famous strip club. When the Sweaty crotch says it has 100 hot weemen and one ugly one You can tell from the picture which MJ is.

Considered a babe in Canada MJ at Infomaniac

Britney Spears

2007-07-21T13:26:00.000-07:00

I felt sorry for the silly bint. Britney wanted to be a Knudsenite so badly she flooded my in-box with suggestive pictures of herself wearing a cap. Here is a pic that is non pornographic, you should see what she gets up to later with her two friends, disgusting.

Ok Britney no more stints in rehab or cutting yer hair off, you've got yer wish, welcome to Knudsen Nation.

Xmichra

2007-07-21T00:29:00.001-07:00

A self confessed blogaholic she is one of those people who you who ask for advice and know she would give you common sense. Sexy and gothic she loves the meme and is one of those people on the net you'd consider a friend.
Click here for Xmichra.

Savannah

2007-06-29T17:10:00.000-07:00

The lovely Savannah, a southern lady of refinement and class who is always open to new things. A world traveler and former kick boxing champion with a curious enquiring mind.

If she had more on her profile it may say something like this.

I am a Beautiful Mistress with a sensuously slim and busty Amazonian figure. Those who dare, with permission, may enter the realm of Mistress Savannah do so meekly. All must be prepared to submit fully.

The Knudsen nation welcomes Savannah.

Fat Sparrow

2007-06-18T18:21:00.000-07:00

A Californian woman of infinite beauty and jest, she can anger anonymous commenters like no other. Always on Death's door but even Death is too afraid to open up, she says:
We're small, we're everywhere, we're taking over, and we know what you did last summer because we shat on your head while you were doing it. Fill up your feeder; I'm fucking well starving.

Swears like a sailor and is responsible for letting Old Knudsen poison the world as she begged me to start a Blog and share my wisdom. Click on the little bird to read one of the better Bloggers in the Blogosphere .

"chirpy fucking cheep cheep"

Prince Charles.

2007-06-17T15:09:00.000-07:00

He may be married to the ugliest woman in the world but Prince Charles has never been happier since joining the Knudsen Nation, look at that crazy fucker laughing.

Melissa Cole.

2007-06-17T14:57:00.000-07:00

This lovely woman from New York has overcome many difficulties in her life including the hand growing out of her shoulder. She describes herself as slightly mad. Not gun toting, crzy mad, more like take over the world with my genius mad. slightly neurotic. extremely dramatic.

She has shown her Knudsen devotion by wearing her cap with pride, and is often seen looking through the bins at the local hospital trying to find a prosthetic leg to carry as the ultimate sign of the Knudsenite.

You can find her at Life of a Sporadic Obsessive

The Rules Of Knudsen Nation.

2007-06-16T18:37:00.000-07:00

1st RULE: You do not talk about Knudsen Nation.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about Knudsen Nation.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the post is over.

4th RULE: You are honoured to be a part of Knudsen Nation, you are the elite.

5th RULE: I have aknowledged yer exsistence, well done. Now lets storm this Blogosphere.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes, no underwear.

7th RULE: Posts will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at Knudsen Nation, you HAVE to fight.

9th RULE: There is no 9th rule.

10th RULE: Well you can talk about Knudsen Nation if you want I really can't be arsed.

11th RULE: Tolerate non-Knudsenites for they know not what they do.

12th RULE: Contrary is the way of the Knudsenite.

13thRULE: Everytime you post a MeMe or a YouTube punch yerself in the head.

Ok more like guidelines, do as ya like ya cunts.

Knudsenites Of History.

2007-06-15T23:21:00.000-07:00

Knudsenites have a rich history of giving opinions and saying the politically un- correct just for the sake of it. Here is Larry, Bill and Ted three of the earliest members of Knudsen Nation. It was Bill that spent 3 years in the tower of London when he told Queen Victoria that the black was in no way slimming, "sour faced meaty wagon" I believe were his exact words.