Eddie Waring

When Eddie Waring first hit the blogs I had to check that it wasn't one of my blogs that I was writing while during my many black outs, yes he really was that good. Sometimes I forget hes English as he is from the north of England and therefore more acceptable but that's enough of this high praise, he'll be getting all big headed.
I wondered why he had George Formby as an avatar until he sent me a picture of himself, the man is a dead ringer for the entertainer but I'm sure Mr Formby didn't have so many piercings around the genital area.

Mr Waring is an ex pat who lives in L.A. and writes about his experiences among the freaks and weirdos of that city of shites. When he isn't blogging hes busy at his 6 other jobs which include, Stripper, Experimental drugs subject, Urban crime fighter and George Formby look a like, it doesn't leave much time to stalk a certain TV weather gurl so sleep has been cut out of his hectic schedule.

Welcome to the Nation Mr Waring.

MJ

Mj the blogger who is proud to be a cunt, blogs about dildos, vibrators and bitch fights she should be compulsive reading in schools. A busy woman obsessed about Coronation Street and freestyle jazz when she isn't busy with her Pilate's studio she is performing her crouching ping pong pole dance routine at the Sweaty Crotch Canada's most famous strip club. When the Sweaty crotch says it has 100 hot weemen and one ugly one You can tell from the picture which MJ is.

Considered a babe in Canada MJ at Infomaniac

Britney Spears

I felt sorry for the silly bint. Britney wanted to be a Knudsenite so badly she flooded my in-box with suggestive pictures of herself wearing a cap. Here is a pic that is non pornographic, you should see what she gets up to later with her two friends, disgusting.

Ok Britney no more stints in rehab or cutting yer hair off, you've got yer wish, welcome to Knudsen Nation.

Xmichra

A self confessed blogaholic she is one of those people who you who ask for advice and know she would give you common sense. Sexy and gothic she loves the meme and is one of those people on the net you'd consider a friend.
Click here for Xmichra.

Savannah

The lovely Savannah, a southern lady of refinement and class who is always open to new things. A world traveler and former kick boxing champion with a curious enquiring mind.

If she had more on her profile it may say something like this.

I am a Beautiful Mistress with a sensuously slim and busty Amazonian figure. Those who dare, with permission, may enter the realm of Mistress Savannah do so meekly. All must be prepared to submit fully.

The Knudsen nation welcomes Savannah.

Fat Sparrow

A Californian woman of infinite beauty and jest, she can anger anonymous commenters like no other. Always on Death's door but even Death is too afraid to open up, she says:
We're small, we're everywhere, we're taking over, and we know what you did last summer because we shat on your head while you were doing it. Fill up your feeder; I'm fucking well starving.

Swears like a sailor and is responsible for letting Old Knudsen poison the world as she begged me to start a Blog and share my wisdom. Click on the little bird to read one of the better Bloggers in the Blogosphere .

"chirpy fucking cheep cheep"

Prince Charles.

He may be married to the ugliest woman in the world but Prince Charles has never been happier since joining the Knudsen Nation, look at that crazy fucker laughing.